tranny bingo!

wednesday was a nice day as well. s1 and i headed over to her gym for a morning workout. after that, s1 had work and some meetings to go to so i decided to wander around glendale. my first adventure was getting the front door open. oh yes, i'm not kidding. sarah and dave's condo got a new door a few weeks ago and apparently it has gotten stuck once before on sarah, but i didn't know this. i thought i was just completely dumb! i swear i could not get the lock to budge and unlock the door for me. since there is only one door, i kept thinking great, it's gorgeous outside and i'm stuck inside b/c i can't open a stupid door. so i took a break and came back to it... still can't get it to budge. i take another break and just as i'm about to give up and resign myself to the couch, i tried again and FINALLY was able to open the door. anyways, i headed out in the warm sun and walked over to the outdoor mall that is a few blocks away. there is everything there. it's kind of like fashion island, but new with bigger open spaces. i wandered around there for awhile going in and out of shops, but there was nothing i needed to buy. i came back around the time sarah thought she'd be coming home and then we decided to go to dinner. i can't remember the name of the place we went but they had delicious sweet potato fries and a great burger. yum!

after dinner, we headed to west hollywood to meet up with s2 for a night of bingo. but it wasn't just any bingo, it was tranny bingo! i had never heard of this before, nor had i ever played bingo before so i really wasn't sure what to expect other than it had to be fun. it was being held at a place called hamburger mary's which is a really fun place. at one point we saw a table getting cupcakes and so we indulged as well. they were delicious! yummmm! and so the bingo started. there was a tall 'woman' with magnificent blond hair who was one of the emcees and then there was another guy up there with her also calling out the numbers. at one point, a guy on the show the l word came up and called out some numbers too. i've never seen that show, but he was cute up on stage with the other two. tranny bingo is supposed to be loud loud LOUD! and boy did we have some fun with that... when certain numbers were called, we were supposed do call backs. so for I 18, we were suppose to yell 'that's what sheeeee said!' and for O 69 'it's everyone's favorite number... and then there was something about sauce on the side. i can't remember all of the call backs, but they were funny. there were also prizes, but none of us won. boooo. but we did get to wad up our losing cards and pelt them at the winner as they ran up and down the restaurant!

here is a except from an article i found on the internet "There is always a fabulous Tranny emcee for the night with an equally fabulous name: “Bridget of Madison County” or the slightly reserved name of “Willa.” But don’t worry, the bingo games don’t just benefit trannies, each week all bingo proceeds go a local charity. So what if the charity is the Gay Scuba Club, it’s still a charity and they deserve our hard-earned money too!

Along with a “celebrity” guest, the tranny calls out bingo numbers with catchy sayings that everyone screams, such as “To date Michael Jackson you must B-14,” “I-18, that’s what she said,” and “Our favorite number O-69, dinner for two, sauce on the side” and “The Disco G, G-54, whoop whoop.”

To win prizes you must first win one of the bingo games. They are appropriately titled “Top or Bottom,” “Camel Toe,” and “Rim Job.” If you do win, you have to run around the bar as onlookers throw their losing cards and yell “pelt him, pelt him” at you. But be careful, if you falsely claim a bingo win, you will be spanked with a paddle by the tranny. If that doesn’t give you nightmares, I don’t know what will.

after a night of that much excitement, we bid adieu and went home to glendale.